All I want an ad to do is give me the bottom line. What does it cost? Period. No Call to Action?
You're wasting my time, bro.
But every time that one with the kids saying funny stuff comes on, I stop and watch. Hysterical.
 
Give The People
What They Want
Oh, I just love the cute ads.
Little animals doing sweet things, with their precious squishy faces.
When I go shopping, though,
I just buy whatever’s on sale.
I told my mom all about the commercial where the cereal turns into a rainbow and then the kids slide down it and land in this super fun bowl.
Then she just bought the healthy stuff she had a coupon for.
Look, I don’t pay attention to commercials. I learned how to use this fast-forward do-hickey.
Why did I choose this beer?
good question.